Happy Birthday, You Crazy Nut!
Another year older, another year wiser?
Well, maybe not wiser, but definitely crazier!
You've survived another trip around the sun,
And for that, we're glad, even though you're no fun.
You're like a fine wine, getting better with age? More like a vintage cheese, with a pungent rage. You've got stories for days, some true, some a lie, And a laugh so loud, it could make birds fly.
So raise your glass, let's celebrate the day, You were born, and made the world a better, weirder way. Here's to your quirks, your flaws, your silly jokes, And to your future, filled with more delicious smokes.
Happy Birthday, you crazy nut! We love you just the way you are, even if you're a bit... mutt. Enjoy your day, eat lots of cake, And don't worry about your age, it's just a number, no mistake!
